Stripping for Dummies

The Stripper Diet

Re-thinking My Jewelry

The Divine Secrets of the Ta Ta Sisterhood

What Do They Know About The Classics?

Please, No Lectures

Don’t You Boys Know Any Nice Songs?

Dancer Discounts and Other Perks of the Sex Industry

The Daughters of Phorcys and Ceto

Topless Therapy

I’ll Give You Five If You Get It Hard

Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar

If a Tree Falls in the Forest…

Territorial Disputes

Bald Is Beautiful

Cunning Linguistics

Descartes’ Ugly Mother

Immediately Double Your Chances of Finding a Date

Mothers of Invention

Good Hair Days

Handsome, Professional SWM ISO F, Extroverts Preferred…

Career Trajectories

Bad Girls

A Brief Intermission

Freaks & Geeks

Pandora’s Locker

The Last Dance

Planning My Big Exit

Wild and Crazy Librarians

My Big Exit

Dear C*nts,

Is That A Lizard In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Epilogue